Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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