your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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