i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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