he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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