covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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