and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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