i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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