I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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