Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Randomize
