I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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