she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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