brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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