Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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