quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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