I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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