She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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