any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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