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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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