no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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