Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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