Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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