My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You're a waste of cheezeits
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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