they need to just BURY HIM!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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