smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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