I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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