Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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