We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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