I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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