Moan for me like Helen Keller
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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