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I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...

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and?

(609): View more from New Jersey

RIP clitoris

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Im so hungover

(248): View more from Michigan

Come over i have rolls

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Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?

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(516): View more from New York

he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.

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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.

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(818): View more from California

That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.

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(406): View more from Montana

There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.

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