Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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