How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
