can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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