why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
jump out the window naked night went bad
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