bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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