the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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