If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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