I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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