How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Randomize
