I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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