And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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