yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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