i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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