Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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