Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
