No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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