I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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