I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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