life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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