Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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