What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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