She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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