Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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