haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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