is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
im holly from the hills drunk
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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